An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy, a rather rare occurrence in Israel, to say the least.

After examining it, he called Abe, the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem.

“I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.

Abe replied, “Bring him in. We’ll check it out.”A week later, the amazed Abe called the archaeologist.

“You were right about both the mummy’s age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?”“Easy.

There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, ‘I want 10,000 Shekels on Goliath’.”