Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral.As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said:
“Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper.
“Tell me, how much did it really cost?”“All of it,” said Rose. “Fifty thousand.”
The food and drinks were another $500.
And the rest went towards the memorial stone.”