Little perfume balls rolled into my vanity drawers. She even stuffed a pouch of lavender potpourri into my underwear drawer. I bit my tongue.
She was a guest. Guests do strange things sometimes. I could tolerate it.
Until the night I walked into the bathroom and found her standing there, topless, massaging lotion into her chest. Not just any lotion. My lotion.
My precious, outrageously expensive, only-on-special-occasions, shipped-from-New-York-like-it s-liquid-gold face and body cream. “Oh, Clara!” she exclaimed, rubbing it in with gusto. “This cream is divine!
Where did you get it?”
I opened my mouth. No words came. Just a faint, strangled noise.
“It’s like silk,” she continued, squeezing out more without hesitation. “You really do have such exquisite taste.”
I smiled tightly. Said nothing.
Walked away. Fine. Tolerable.
Barely. As long as she didn’t cross another line. The next evening, after a day that nearly broke me, back-to-back meetings, endless emails, and a passive-aggressive lunch with my manager, I came home desperate for peace.
All I wanted was ten minutes in the shower. Ten minutes to stand under hot water and remember who I was. But the moment I slipped off my shoes, I froze.
Singing. High-pitched. Cheerful.
Coming from our bedroom. My pulse quickened as I followed the sound. The ensuite door was cracked open.
Steam billowed into the hallway. And then the smell hit me — sweet, fruity, familiar. My passionfruit bath gel.
I pushed the door open. There she was. Margaret.
Reclined in my bathtub like she was starring in a spa commercial. Surrounded by candles — my candles. Steam rose dramatically around her as though the universe itself was m..0.cking me.
She had my bath brush in one hand, my scrub in the other, and my purple towel folded nearby like a personal attendant had set it out. “Clara!” she squealed, utterly unbothered. “I thought you’d already gone to bed!”
I blinked.
“Margaret… this is our private bathroom.”
She waved a hand lazily through the steam. “Oh, come now. We’re both women.
You’re not using it right this minute, and this tub is so much nicer than the guest one.”
She picked up my rose scrub like we were on the verge of a slumber party. “I didn’t think you’d mind. We girls share everything, don’t we?”
I turned, walked out, and silently vowed to bring it up with Andrew.
That night, I calmly explained everything. He slurped his soup and shrugged. “She probably just needed a moment.
You know how she is. Besides…” He looked at me sheepishly. “Don’t women… share stuff?”
I stared at him long and hard.
“You think this is normal?”
“It’s not normal,” he said. That was when I dug out the old key to our bedroom. I had never used it before.
But it seemed like the time. Or so I thought. Saturday.
My day. No work, no meetings, no obligations. Just me, my yoga mat, lemon water, and a playlist of Tibetan bells.
Finally, peace. Until the laughter started. Loud, high-pitched, multiple voices.
Clinking glasses. Music. In my living room.
I threw on a hoodie and padded down barefoot, still half in yoga-mode. And stopped dead. It looked like senior prom collided with bingo night.
Six people at least — four older women in glittery tops and sequined cardigans, two silver-haired gentlemen in suspenders sipping wine — and at the center of it all…
Margaret. Hosting. Waltzing through the living room in my blouse.
Not just any blouse. My brand-new, silky, deep blue blouse that I had bought specifically to wear to my best friend’s birthday dinner. I hadn’t even worn it yet — just steamed it and hung it neatly in the hall closet.
My jaw nearly hit the floor. “Clara, darling!” Margaret beamed, twirling with a tray of cheese cubes. “We started without you!
Come meet everyone!”
One of the men swept me into a spin before I could protest. “Care for a dance, my lady?”
I stumbled into a woman’s glittery bosom, only to hear her mutter sharply, “And who is this in your house, Margaret?”
My house? I excused myself, dragging Margaret into the kitchen.
“What is this?” I hissed. “A little party!” she said, all innocence. “Just to lift the spirits.
You weren’t using the living room.”
“In my blouse? In my house?”
She tilted her head. “I may have told them it was my home.
Just to avoid awkward questions. They wouldn’t have come if I’d said I was just staying with my son and daughter-in-law.”
“And the blouse?”
“It was just hanging there. Why not?”
I gripped my lemon water bottle like a weapon.
“Everyone out. Now.”
Her smile turned syrupy. “Oh, Clara.
Don’t be dramatic. What will Andrew say if you kick his poor mother out after such a rough week?”
I inhaled slowly. Smiled sweetly.
“Fine,” I said. “They can stay.”
Her face lit up, triumphant. But inside me, something very different lit up.
Because if Margaret thought she knew how to be petty, she hadn’t seen me fight yet. The next morning, Andrew’s voice cracked through the apartment. “Clara!
Why is my cologne empty?!”
I stirred my coffee calmly. “The brown bottle?”
He appeared in the doorway, frowning at it. “This was nearly full.
Now it’s bone dry!”
I tilted my head. “Oh… that might have been Robert. One of your mother’s gentlemen friends.
He said the scent reminded him of Paris in his wilder days. He may have gone a little overboard.”
Andrew blinked. “He used my cologne?”
“He seemed really enthusiastic,” I said sweetly.
Moments later, I heard his shout from the bedroom. “My tie pin! Who’s been in my drawer?”
I sipped my coffee.
“Maybe the gentlemen admired your collection. You know how impressive it is.”
Right on cue, Margaret strolled in wearing a satin robe. “Morning, sweeties!
Isn’t the air delicious today?”
Andrew rounded on her. “Mom. Did your guests go through my things?”
“Oh, darling, of course not.
They’re very respectful.”
Andrew grabbed his coat. “I’m going to work. We’ll discuss this later.”
“Oh, I’ll walk you out,” I said lightly.
As we reached the door, he turned to me. “Clara… you didn’t drive the car yesterday, did you?”
I widened my eyes. “Me?
No. I was upstairs doing yoga all afternoon. Why?”
His shoulders stiffened.
He stormed outside. Seconds later, his shout echoed back. “The car!
What happened to the car?!”
I leaned casually on the doorframe. “Oh no. They were admiring it yesterday.
Maybe…” I trailed off. Andrew looked at me. Then at his mother.
Then back at me. “Clara?”
I held his gaze. “Downward Dog kept me busy.”
For the first time, Margaret faltered.
By noon, Andrew was folding her cardigans into neat stacks like he was preparing for a ritual sacrifice. He drove her back to her building, insisting that the contractors finish sooner. Before she left, I leaned close and said, ever so sweetly:
“Oh, Margaret.
By the way, while you were sunbathing yesterday, I gave the gentlemen a proper tour of the house. You inspired me, really. Felt good to let people touch things that weren’t technically theirs.”
Her eyes widened.
She opened her mouth. Nothing came out. That evening, the house was silent again.
No parties. No potpourri. No unexpected spa sessions in my bathtub.
I poured myself a glass of wine, ran a bath with my passionfruit gel, and lit my favorite vanilla candle. As I slid into the warm water, the apartment seemed to exhale with me. Somewhere across town, Margaret was probably staring at her beige walls, replaying the week in her head, and wondering what exactly had just happened.
But I knew the truth. When someone crosses the line — when they take what’s yours, invade your sanctuary, treat your home like theirs — you don’t scream. You don’t argue.
You let them learn the lesson. And in this case, the lesson was simple:
I don’t lose. Not in my house.
