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A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road.
Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him.
There would be a loud βthudβ, and then he would swerve back on the road.
As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a priest hitch hiking.
He pulled over and asked the priest, βWhere are you headed, Father?β
The priest said he was on his way to his church up the road.
βIβll give you a lift,β said the Truck Driver.
The priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him.
At the last minute, he remembered he had a priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road.
Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud βthudβ.
Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors.
When he didnβt see anything, he turned to the priest and said, βIβm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer.β
The priest replied, βThatβs okay, my son,ββ¦
βI got him with the door.β
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