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A woman travels to Italy for a two-week company training session.
Before she leaves, her husband jokes, βBring me back a gorgeous Italian girl!β
The wife smiles and heads off on her trip.
Upon her return, the husband eagerly asks about his βpresent.β
Confused, the wife replies, βWhat present?β
The husband reminds her of his request for a gorgeous Italian girl.
With a mischievous grin, the wife responds,
βOh, I did what I could.
Now we just have to wait nine months to see if itβs a girl!β
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A married man confessed to his priest, admitting, βI nearly had an affair with another woman.β
The priest, curious, asked, βWhat do you mean by βnearlyβ?β
The man explained, βWell, we undressed, got naked, and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped.β
The priest sternly replied, βRubbing together is just as sinful. You must avoid seeing that woman again. As penance, recite five Hail Marys and donate $50 to the poor box.β
After completing his prayers, the man approached the poor box.
He hesitated, then turned to leave.
The priest, observing, hurried over, exclaiming, βI saw that! You didnβt put any money in the poor box!β
With a shrug, the man retorted,
βTrue, but I rubbed the $50 on the box. According to you, thatβs the same as putting it in!β
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One day, a mother was cleaning her ten-year-old sonβs bedroom when she discovered an adult bondage magazine under his mattress.
Mortified, she returned the magazine to its hiding spot, intending to show her husband when he returned from work.
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