At our wedding, my husband pushed me into a fountain with cold water and burst out laughing: I couldn’t take it and did this…

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— Oh, you find this funny? And I threw the rest of the wedding cake at him. The guests gasped.

He fell silent. — Now that you’re humiliated like me — we’re even. — Thank you for showing your true face on the very first day.

Now I don’t have to waste my life trying to figure out who you really are. The divorce will be tomorrow.