A woman went to the doctor, and complained that her husband was losing interest in sex…
The doctor gave her a pill, but warned her that it was still experimental…
He told her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.
So that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she went back to the doctor and told him, “Doctor, the pill worked great!”
“I put it in the potatoes just like you said!”
“It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and took me right there on the table!”
The doctor said, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize the pill was that strong!”
“The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah, thats okay,” she said…
“We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
