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Two little old ladies, Mary and Eileen, sat on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was taking place.

The shorter one, Mary, sighed and said, “Life’s gotten so dull. We never have any fun anymore. For €10, I’d strip down and streak right through that boring flower show!”

Eileen’s eyes sparkled as she waved a €10 bill. “You’re on!”

So, Mary carefully wriggled out of her clothes, grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display, and held it between her teeth. Then, as fast as she could manage, she streaked through the flower show doors.

A few moments later, Eileen heard gasps, applause, and even some whistles from inside. Soon, Mary returned, beaming and surrounded by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?” asked Eileen, wide-eyed.

Mary grinned. “I won €100 for ‘Best Dried Arrangement’!”