A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.”

After he left, his wife settled onto the couch and turned on the television. As she watched, a news report flashed across the screen, announcing that someone was driving the wrong way down the interstate.

Knowing that was the exact route her husband would take, she quickly called him to warn him, “Honey, be careful! There’s a car going the wrong direction on the interstate!”

Her husband replied, “One car? They’re all going in the wrong direction!”