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A woman travels to Italy for a two-week company training session.

Before she leaves, her husband jokes, “Bring me back a gorgeous Italian girl!”

The wife smiles and heads off on her trip.

Upon her return, the husband eagerly asks about his “present.”

Confused, the wife replies, “What present?”

The husband reminds her of his request for a gorgeous Italian girl.

With a mischievous grin, the wife responds,

“Oh, I did what I could. Now we just have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl!”
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A married man confessed to his priest, admitting, “I nearly had an affair with another woman.”

The priest, curious, asked, “What do you mean by ‘nearly’?”

The man explained, “Well, we undressed, got naked, and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped.”

The priest sternly replied, “Rubbing together is just as sinful. You must avoid seeing that woman again. As penance, recite five Hail Marys and donate $50 to the poor box.”

After completing his prayers, the man approached the poor box. He hesitated, then turned to leave.

The priest, observing, hurried over, exclaiming, “I saw that! You didn’t put any money in the poor box!”

With a shrug, the man retorted,

“True, but I rubbed the $50 on the box. According to you, that’s the same as putting it in!”
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One day, a mother was cleaning her ten-year-old son’s bedroom when she discovered an adult bondage magazine under his mattress.

Mortified, she returned the magazine to its hiding spot, intending to show her husband when he returned from work.

Later that day, when he arrived home, she led him to their son’s bedroom, retrieved the magazine, and presented it to him.

He opened the magazine, slowly flipping through the pages, his eyes wide.

Without uttering a word, he returned the magazine to her.

Perplexed, she asked, “What should we do?”

After a pause, the dad cleared his throat and replied,

“I’m no expert, but I don’t think you should spank him!”
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