– A loud belch is definitely not a compliment to her culinary skills!

– It’s important to put dishes back where they belong after unloading the dishwasher!

– If I’m searching for something, I should try moving things first instead of asking for help right away!

– Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper – not scattered all over the place!

– I should never say that her mustache looks better than mine!

– Clipping my toenails in the kitchen is a big no-no!

– Just because I have a cold doesn’t mean she has to suffer too!

– When she experiments with a new recipe, I should keep the gagging sounds to myself!

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I considered returning the favor with a list for my lovely bride, but I’m committed to our longevity!