Tim finally tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, and after the honeymoon, he was back in his comfort zone—organizing his precious golf clubs in the living room.

His new wife watched him in silence, arms crossed, until she finally broke the quiet.

“Tim, I’ve been thinking… now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time on the course, you could probably sell those clubs for a nice bit of cash.

” Tim froze, clutching his driver like a lifeline, eyes wide.

“Darling, what’s wrong? ” she asked, concerned.

“For a second there, you sounded just like my ex-wife. ”

Her jaw dropped. “Ex-wife?

! ” she exclaimed, “I didn’t know you were married before!

” Tim grinned.

“I wasn’t. ”