A wife had a splitting headache on Halloween night and told her husband to go to the party without her. Although he insisted on staying home, she encouraged him to go have fun, assuring him that she just needed some rest.
So, he grabbed his costume and headed to the party. A while later, the wife’s headache disappeared, and feeling a bit mischievous, she decided to surprise him at the party.
Since her husband didn’t know what costume she’d wear, she figured she’d watch him from the shadows and see what he got up to without her around. When she arrived, she quickly spotted him—dancing wildly, flirting, and cozying up to every attractive woman on the dance floor.
Chuckling to herself, she decided to join the fun. She sidled up to him, and without recognizing her, he was instantly captivated by her “disguise.
” They danced, laughed, and eventually snuck out for a steamy session in the car. Just before midnight, she slipped away, went home, and was in bed by the time he returned.
When he got in, she casually asked, “So, did you have fun at the party? ”
He sighed and replied, “Ah, you know, the usual. Didn’t dance once. Just ended up in the back room with Pete, Bill, and the guys playing poker. ”
Feigning surprise, she said, “Really? You must’ve looked ridiculous playing poker in that costume!
” He grinned and said, “Oh, I wouldn’t know—I gave my costume to your ex.
Seemed like *he* had quite the night! ”
