Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizardwalks past

A monkey is sitting in a tree, relaxing, when a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing up there?”

The monkey says, “Just chilling out. Come up and join me.”

So, the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they chat and laugh together.

After a while, the lizard says his mouth is really dry and decides to go get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, he leans over too far and accidentally falls in!

A crocodile sees this, swims over, and helps the lizard out, asking, “What happened to you!?”

The lizard explains, “I was up in the tree hanging out with the monkey, and my mouth got dry. When I came for a drink, I slipped!”

Curious, the crocodile says he wants to meet this monkey.

He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, still relaxing. The crocodile looks up and calls, “Hey, MONKEY!”

The monkey looks down, wide-eyed, and says, “OMG! DUUUUDE… HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”

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