One day, a 5 year old boy went to visit his granny.

Playing with his toys on the back porch while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

“Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV set is my boyfriend. I can sit on the porch and watch it all day long.”

“The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.”

“I’m happy with it as my boyfriend.”

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa’s old friend, now the grandma’s minister.

The minister said, “Hello son, I’m here for your grandma’s bible studies.”

“Is she home?”

The little boy replied,

“Yeah, but she’s busy right now,”…

“She’s on the back porch bangin’ her boyfriend!”