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In a quaint Italian town, two lovebirds, Maria and Luigi, decide to tie the knot. Coins are a bit tight, so their honeymoon suite is no less than Maria’s mama and papa’s house.

Maria, being a jittery virgin, is being coaxed into stepping upstairs with her hubby by Mama, who is engrossed in whipping up her legendary spaghetti. Convincing Maria enough, off she goes to Luigi, waiting passionately on the bed.

One look at Luigi’s intense gaze and Maria bolts down the staircase, exclaiming, “Mama Mama, Luigi’s eyes, they’re a blazing like Vesuvius!”

Mama, quietly stirring the spaghetti responds, “That’s the fire of passion, my dear! You’re a lucky girl. Go handle your Husband!”

Maria gathers her courage and climbs back – only this time, Luigi is flaunting a ‘hairy as a bear’ chest. Flustered, Maria dashes back down, “Mama Mama, did you know Luigi is part bear? He is so hairy!”

Still managing the spaghetti, Mama affirms, “That’s just a proof of his masculine exuberance, Maria! Such strong genes for your future bambinos. Now scoot, go handle your Husband!”

Barely managing a nod, Maria ascends the staircase to find Luigi shoeless. A sight that fills her with dread – he’s missing all toes on his left foot!

Panicked, Maria bolts downstairs, “Mama Mama, Luigi’s a got a foot and a half!”

On hearing this, Mama promptly drops the spoon, “What in the name of the Holy Cannoli, Luigi’s got a foot and a half?”

Mama dashes for the stairs, exclaiming,”….

“You watch the speghetti Maria, this is a job for Mama to handle!”

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