An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone.

So one weekend he says “Why don’t you come with me and I’ll teach you how to play.” She agrees and on the first hole, a par 4 with a dog leg, she asks “ok, what do I do?”

He says “you see that flag way down there with that patch of green around it? You have to hit the ball on to that patch of grass close to the flag.”

So she swings and hits an amazing drive. The ball lands 3 feet from the hole. The man says “That was incredible! Great shot!” His wife asks “So what do I do now?” So he says, “Well now you have to hit it into that hole.”

The wife says “Well why didn’t you tell me that to begin with?”