Once upon a time, a man bought a magical trampoline.

He was told that it grants wishes every time you jump on it.

So, he goes into his backyard, jumps on the trampoline, and wishes for a million bucks. Suddenly, a huge flock of ducks flies over him. Disappointed, he decides to try again and wishes for a big house.

To his surprise, a massive mouse house appears in his yard. Frustrated, he tries one more time, wishing for true love. The trampoline disappears. In its place stands a handsome, charming man. The man says,

“Hi, I’m Chuck. Did you really think I’d show up if you didn’t call me?”