She had mentioned that they were her great-grandmother’s. I put them in my pocket and went to her home to return them. A pretty lady in a robe who looked like her mother opened the door.
“Please give these to Julia,” I said. She flinched, hesitantly took the earrings, and looked at me funny. “She forgot them at my place yesterday.”
“Yesterday?”
“Yes.”
Pause.
“But Julia died 6 years ago!”
I stood frozen, not knowing what to say. But at that moment, Julia ran out of somewhere, shouting indignantly, “Mum! Stop making fun of him!” The mum laughed and invited me to coffee.
That’s how I met my future mother-in-law. © Serdobol / Pikabu
No, those are my dad’s chips. Can I have a glass of orange juice? Nope, it’s my mom’s orange juice.
It works for them but seems completely selfish and unreasonable to me. © Unknown author / Reddit
I say seen, like “I have seen that movie” my wife says saw. No im not that proper of an English speaker, I say crick instead of creek. Why do you even pay for this?” Also, my mum: goes and gets a manicure that is an exact copy of mine. © jemappellelala / Twitter
His face is very serious, but I’m in a playful mood, the sun is shining and music is playing.
So, I stuck out my tongue. A moment later, the front tinted window goes down, and the father is driving, the mother is in the passenger seat, a girl of about 5 looks from behind the boy, and the whole family sticks their tongues out at me! My mood was great for the rest of the day. © oseledich / Pikabu
Me: I’m fine.
Mum: You’re always fine, you never tell me anything. Me: My business is not so good, renovations in the house will never end, I’m dating a girl who believes in reptilians. Mum: Why are you telling me this?
Do you want me to have a heart attack? © Jeniay / Pikabu
Does this mean that I should break the law and deprive myself of a highly qualified specialist just because the man chose that girl over my sister? My sister and mum said that I betrayed them and that they didn’t want to see me again.
Why is it my fault? The only person who supported me was my stepfather. © Overheard / Ideer
And my in-laws are fans of “meat wrapped in meat” type of food. At family celebrations, I tend to eat only vegetables because even their salads and pies usually contain meat.
But recently I realized that they had finally accepted all my habits when they made a huge bowl of vegetable salad specifically for me at my mother-in-law’s anniversary! © Overheard / Ideer
